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So remember a few posts ago, I talked about that I look like the new Memphis basketball coach, Josh Pastner? Well an old lady pulled up next to my car at the gas station tonight, and asked me if I could pump her gas for her, (read more)

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So, apparently, when a drummer breaks a limb, you don’t really have to shoot him. I don’t really remember where we got this faulty information, but I’m pretty sure it was from a trusted source. So some of you may have noticed last week that Mikey was still drumming for us, and that’s really because not only was Matt recovering from hand surgery, but he also had a devastating gunshot wound…almost bled out. So thanks Mike (read more)

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Matt broke his hand, (read more)

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So if the ticket links didn’t work for you in our last email update (and I worked so hard on that html), I’ll post them here.

Juanita’s, Little Rock Tickets here!

Cain’s, Tulsa, OK tickets here!

For the Lambuth University in Jackson, TN show, email rockoutaoii@gmail.com to purchase tickets in advance!

Jaeb Theater, Tampa, FL tickets here!

Man I hope those work. See you soon

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Ok maybe I’m not. But he sure looks like me, or maybe I look like him, since he’s older, and really, much more famous. This is the new Memphis basketball coach, Josh Pastner. It’s always a little freaky when you can actually agree that you look like someone else.

I also look like Joey McIntyre and Kevin Griffin. I kinda wished (read more)

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So I don’t really hide the fact that I’m a die-hard University of Memphis athletics fan (it’s probably unhealthy, really), so you can imagine my disappointment with the loss to Missouri in the NCAA Tournament. But now that the University of Kentucky has completely raped and pillaged our entire basketball program…oh there are just no words…

On to good news. Matt broke is hand… (read more)

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Yes, yes I know. That song is supposed to be for the Christmas holiday. But let’s be honest. Isn’t March Madness so much better? There’s no holiday traffic. You don’t have to worry about buying presents. You get to avoid the mall…and some annoying relatives. You get to watch some of the best and most exciting basketball every game. If your team is included in the NCAA Tourney, it’s even more fun. And it’s just hard to beat (read more)

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to our new home! Doesn’t it look nice? I know what you’re thinking… it’s been under construction forever. Well, this site was kinda like an expressway construction project…like in Chicago. I’m nearly positive I’ve never been to Chicago without there being some sort of major interstate work, which kinda leads me to believe that since the city’s inception, there has always been expressway construction…like, even before expressways were invented…. construction on Chicago’s expressways… I’m sure of it. And you know, Chicago is one of my favorite cities in the country, so imagine my road rage for interstate construction in a city I don’t like. Not pretty… lots of inappropriate language and complaining… I think I had road rage at this site for a while… it’s lucky we didn’t get off at the same exit. But look how beautiful it is now!!! (read more)