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March Madness = March Sadness

So I don’t really hide the fact that I’m a die-hard University of Memphis athletics fan (it’s probably unhealthy, really), so you can imagine my disappointment with the loss to Missouri in the NCAA Tournament. But now that the University of Kentucky has completely raped and pillaged our entire basketball program…oh there are just no words…

On to good news. Matt broke is hand…no, wait… that’s not good news. But unfortunately the truth. Now you might say to yourself, “Don’t they have shows coming up?” And I would say, “Yes we do.” And you would then ask, “Well what are y’all gonna do for a drummer?” And I would say, “Finally! We get to use a drum machine!! Ingram Hill, dance-club style!” Just kidding. A friend of ours named Michael McManus will be filling in for a few weeks, until little Matty’s hand gets all better. :) So we look forward to seeing you soon.

Here’s to my beloved Memphis Tigers getting their program napalmed. Oh what a day

13 Responses to “March Madness = March Sadness”

  1. Isabelle Says:

    March 30th, 2009

    shame shame Matt. how’d you manage to break your hand? and I’ll keep my comments to myself about the lovely SEC getting a hold of one former memphis coach ;)

  2. Kailee Ingram Says:

    March 30th, 2009

    hey,
    just wondering how you guys came up with the band name cause it’s not very often you hear the name Ingram :)

  3. Sarah Says:

    March 30th, 2009

    It’s like Ingram Hill musical chairs. Let’s just make sure all the right people land back in the right chairs ok?
  4. Brittany Says:

    March 30th, 2009

    Oh no! I hope Matt heals quickly :)
    Sorry about March Sadness lol
  5. Julie Says:

    March 31st, 2009

    Justin you think you’re upset!? I live in Kentucky, SEC hell. And now I have to listen to everyone brag about having Calapri!? Really!? Uh, I love Memphis, but I love Calapari. What is a girl to do!? Convert to the darkside(SEC)? Any advice?
  6. Stef Says:

    April 1st, 2009

    I just got here - the new site looks so good! And you’re doing fine on Twitter, btw. It’ll be nice to hear from you guys every once in a while now. :D

    Hope Matt gets better soon!
  7. Hilda Hermaphrodite Says:

    April 1st, 2009

    @Kailee Ingram

    The chaps were driving in the dark to a gig between Tennessee and Mississippi trying to figure out a name for themselves. Sir Moore had already had his drinks before even getting to the bar and he read a sign that he thought said “Ingram’s Hill” when in fact it said “Ingram’s Mill.”

    Later, they were called out on it, but the name stuck.
  8. Sarah Says:

    April 2nd, 2009

    Matt can’t play with one hand? What kind of drummer is he?
  9. Heidi Says:

    April 14th, 2009

    are you dodging answering the question above?? whaaa happened to your drummer’s hand? drunk bar fight?…fell off stage??….how did he break his hand?!! lol :)

  10. AMBER Says:

    April 23rd, 2009

    WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR DRUMMER’S HAND?!!!
  11. anna b. Says:

    April 24th, 2009

    how did matt break his hand?
  12. Jillian Says:

    April 30th, 2009

    who cares…
  13. Ryan (and J) Says:

    June 2nd, 2009

    So, my friend and I are sorry that a.) we missed this broken hand business and that b.) we forgot to give our condolences to your basketball team.
    If it can help you sleep at night, we’d like to tell you a story.
    Hypothetically, you could also be an Ohio sports fan, specifically Ohio State. We lose. Everytime. We come *that* close and then when it matters we get beat publicly on a massive scale like little school girls (usually by a team from Florida cause hell, as if their weather wasn’t better, lets also make their sports teams come through in the clutch). It’s awful. When Ellen sends the dancing lobsters to your campus to keep your students from jumping off the roof (true story), you know you might have picked the wrong team to support…..and then, your state NBA team, with lets face it, one of the best players in years in the entire league, chokes and ALSO loses to a Florida team….well….hell…..it’s over for us. Being from Ohio and loving sports is essentially like one epic fail. Here’s hoping y’all come out a little better off, sooner rather than later :)
    Feel better Matt!

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