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If you haven’t heard…

Matt broke his hand, so we had to shoot him.

We just didn’t feel he could live a happy life after this, and he would just be a drain on society, so we were left with no choice. We even tried surgery, but it just wasn’t working…or worth it.

You can send your condolences by replying to this post.

62 Responses to “If you haven’t heard…”

  1. Kimberly Says:

    April 27th, 2009

    Aw sad day, I guess Michael will just have to take Matt’s place permanantly. :)

    Matt, buddy, we will miss you dearly. Rest in peace little buddy. :)

  2. SMP Says:

    April 27th, 2009

    Gosh, can’t you duct tape an elongated drumstick to his wrist or couldn’t he just get a robotic arm? haha. Feel better!

  3. Kathy Says:

    April 27th, 2009

    Hope you have a speedy recovery! I’ll watch Coming To America in your honor tonight….or maybe listen to Neil Diamond’s song…..either way I’ll be thinking ’bout ya!!! Miss you guys!

    xoxo from Texas!

  4. Kristy Says:

    April 30th, 2009

    Matt looks hot in his preppy wear!!! And crap! Did he finally buzz that mop off his head!!? I like!

  5. Sarah Says:

    April 30th, 2009

    Cringe!
    Looks…pleasant?
    But gosh guys, you could have just put him out to pasture. Did you have to send him to the glue factory?

  6. Hilda Hermaphrodite Says:

    April 30th, 2009

    Very warped story. But then again, look who’s blogging it…

  7. Jillian Says:

    April 30th, 2009

    That looks gross, I’m not talking about the hand with the thing sticking out of it……I’m talking about the hairy legs and strange patchy black beard!!! Matt is one hairy dude.

    oh yeah almost forgot! get better soon! :)

  8. Justin Says:

    April 30th, 2009

    haha… well, you do know that males typically do not shave their legs, right?

  9. Regina Says:

    April 30th, 2009

    Get Well Soon Matt.

    P.S.
    What the hell did you do?

  10. Jillian Says:

    April 30th, 2009

    oh no…you don’t get it! those legs look hairier than most dudes out there. Just saying! haha. But no seriously (I mean, not that I wasn’t serious about him being abnormally hairy), hope he gets well soon! we love him anyway, thick curly black pubic looking hair and all!!! he’s a cutie.

  11. Angela Says:

    April 30th, 2009

    why is matt sitting in the waiting room at planned parenthood? jk! poor guy, feel better soon sweetie xoxo

  12. Jaime L. Says:

    May 1st, 2009

    Regina, it sounds like they don’t want to answer how matt broke his hand because it was probably while doing something stupid. go figure, men!

  13. Jaime L. Says:

    May 1st, 2009

    Wait what’s the deal with that stuff sticking out of matt’s hand? are those staples?? I broke my hand a long time ago but never had to have anything like that done!

  14. Justin Says:

    May 2nd, 2009

    um, it was definitely something stooooopid, and those would be the pins holding his broken bone in place

  15. Kim Says:

    May 3rd, 2009

    At least dispose of the body….evidence!!! You guys need to watch more crime shows!

  16. Hilda Hermaphrodite Says:

    May 3rd, 2009

    Wild, rough masturbation. What other stoooopid activity would cause a hand break like that.

  17. Kay Says:

    May 4th, 2009

    he’s so gangsta he waved his fist in the air to threaten his drug hookup to lay off until he came up with the money he owed him, that didn’t scare him so he tried to breakdance and fell, but that didn’t break his hand. He then tried to high five the man and he beat him up with a baseball bat for that gay (happy) display.

    see what happens with our imagination when you leave it to the fans to guess what happened? It’s okay, I’m sure we’ll eventually lose interest anyway. Not to mention, we’re just fans. It’s not like we spend our money and time to love and support our band. We don’t deserve to know why he broke his hand and can’t play shows now for a while…

  18. marissa Says:

    May 5th, 2009

    people I know exactly what happened. justin and matt had a fist fight, that’s it. justin got knocked unconscious like a sissy man and matt broke his hand. easy to figure that out.

  19. Randy Says:

    May 5th, 2009

    he’s a wife beater? or maybe he’s in a relationship with a violent man.

  20. Hailey D. Says:

    May 5th, 2009

    you’re a four letter word that they used to know, a four letter word that they used to know, four letter word that they used to know…like hope, and pain, and matt. (matty would have sounded better in the end, but damn it, that’s a five letter word.) - get well soon matt! hopefully you won’t get replaced by another four letter word. mike! lol. :p

  21. Katelyn Says:

    May 6th, 2009

    males typically don’t shave their leg, yes, but they should shave the dirt off their face! that pic of him laying down is weird. shave the facial hair!!!

  22. Katelyn Says:

    May 6th, 2009

    oh shoot, get well soon matt!! (hugs!) :)

  23. Hannah Says:

    May 6th, 2009

    Sheesh, his legs arent that hairy! And why is everyone against facial hair… It’s sexy!

  24. Loreli Says:

    May 6th, 2009

    I think everyone is referring to the facial hair more than the legs…and I have to agree with almost everyone. I miss the baby face!

  25. Kim Says:

    May 8th, 2009

    People..a man has been MURDERED and all you can talk about is his body hair?!?! =)

  26. Angela Says:

    May 9th, 2009

    HAHAHAHA!

  27. Donna Says:

    May 10th, 2009

    This is off subject…but you forgot to add your ingram hill twitter to your social scene list! so get to it…get! get!

  28. Hilda Hermaphrodite Says:

    May 10th, 2009

    Unfortunately, dude is not very with it when it comes to Twitter. Yours truly had to tell him to put his blog feeds on there.

    And to date, I see no “from Twitterfeed” on his updates.

    get! get!

  29. Sanrah J. Says:

    May 11th, 2009

    you would think someone who mans 6+ social networking scenes and practically lives on the internet would be more twitter savvy. It would make his life easier and more convenient to do the twitterfeed directly from there, and give us more updates! as I believe he can then update this site and others straight from his mobile phone. Someone explain it to him.

  30. Tommy Says:

    May 21st, 2009

    Rick Allen lost an arm and he still plays drums! Time to be a man Matt! JK! It sucks, I broke mine & it took 3 months to heal. Hope to see you guys in Huntsville soon.

  31. Tommy Says:

    May 21st, 2009

    Oh! And those of you giving Matt a hard time about the beard have probably never tried to shave with a gimp hand!

  32. Linda Says:

    May 23rd, 2009

    Umm actually, Matt rocked the beard WAY before he broke his hand. Like for months! he didn’t shave before!

  33. Linda Says:

    May 23rd, 2009

    I like beards, by the way. Just not on him! I have to agree with everyone, it does not suit him too well!

  34. Janice Says:

    May 27th, 2009

    Eww you guys are mean.

  35. anne Says:

    May 28th, 2009

    Sounds like everyone’s just messin’ with him to me. Get well soon Matt.

  36. Harley G. Says:

    May 29th, 2009

    I am a girl with an extremely sensitive gay radar, and after reviewing a lot of evidence on ingram hill’s myspace, facebook, youtube (HOB homo wrestling/ fondling/ flirting video) and twitter pics together… I want to be the first one to call it out. Justin and ‘bandmate’ chris allen are GAY secret lovers, Justin sings about girls in every song and finally got married to put his female fans to rest, and Chris Allen is just.. well, he can’t hide his gayness. I say this only as a favor, come out of the closet boys, we all know how Brokeback Mountain ended… tragic…….

    no seriously, you’re gay and that’s OK. Embrace yourself (or Chris).

  37. Harley G. Says:

    May 29th, 2009

    love you! ;)

  38. Hilda Hermaphrodite Says:

    May 29th, 2009

    Oh, I really, really, really want to say something…but I know I shouldn’t.

  39. Jon Says:

    May 30th, 2009

    speak, Hilda.

  40. Hilda Hermphrodite Says:

    May 30th, 2009

    Well…since you asked…

    If Justin’s goin’ get himself a boy toy, it won’t be the band members-too much like family.

    I believe he has the hots for David Ryan Harris.

    After all, the man is his #2 Myspace friend, he stalks him on Twitter, and I saw them standing next to each other in a pic looking all cozy.

  41. britney Says:

    May 30th, 2009

    nah, I think he just looks up to DRH musically, Justin likes his love interests blonde, skinny as a rail and younger! he likes being the boss in the relationship much like being the lead in his band. Like family, nah. That’s a cover-up, I agree with Harley G. I went and looked at everything and it’s clear as day now! DAMN, they all have to be either married or gay! in this case it’s both!!

  42. britney Says:

    May 30th, 2009

    oh yeah, and Chris is not technically a band member. He’s just a friend who tours with the band, aka “bandmate”, who helps out as a roadie, he’s in his own band but seems to spend a whoooole lotta time with Justin man if ya know what I mean, on and off the road ;) I also saw a video interview thingie on youtube, justin was asked who he would have on the road or something along that and he goes “my wife? I love you sweetie!” or whatever. hmmmmmm…. I think he was thinkin’ Chris!!
    Harley girl, you hit the nail on the head on that one. Justin + chris allen = secret closet lovers!!!!

  43. britney Says:

    May 30th, 2009

    don’t get mad Justin!!!!

  44. Justin Says:

    June 1st, 2009

    damn! you guys figured me out! oh, well, let the open gaydom begin, i suppose

  45. Hilda Hermaphrodite Says:

    June 1st, 2009

    Do we get to watch?…

  46. Ginger Says:

    June 2nd, 2009

    finally, the day has come. knew it!!

  47. Kim =) Says:

    June 3rd, 2009

    You guys didn’t have to go through all of that to figure this out, it’s all in the feminine laugh. It’s no surprise anyway, I mean it’s kind of like the N’Sync thing, everybody always jokes and speculated that Lance Bass was gay, then finally years after they broke up and it didn’t matter anymore he came out. Right now Justin should deny these things, and if the band is kapoot someday he can waltz out of that closet in heels if he wants. Who cares anyway, I like the music alone anyway

  48. Janna Says:

    June 4th, 2009

    Those must be some magical bullets y’all used cause I don’t see any blood! Or does Matt bleed clear cause… cause he’s an alien?!?

  49. Justin Says:

    June 4th, 2009

    um, definitely an alien

  50. Reba McEntire Says:

    June 4th, 2009

    Some of you may not be aware of this but way back before Justin embarked on his journey to rockstardom……he was well know in the world of dance.

    However, when the people found out about his gaydom, they nicknamed him “Gaylord of the Dance”.

    In an effort to shed the nickname, he started a new chapter in his life….He picked up a guitar and hoped that he could forver forget about his past. After a short time he realized he couldn’t change who he was deep down…..a gay man.

    Now that the truth is out there he can live as a free man (or woman, whichever you prefer).

  51. Emme Says:

    June 4th, 2009

    people…..it’s in the hip gyrating, (i.e. suspicious minds covers on youtube)….it’s so obvious.
    matt’s a little manlier looking but he looks like someone who would bend over every once in a while.

    my comment is sooo getting deleted! lol

  52. Emme Says:

    June 4th, 2009

    p.s. no seriously I know for sure justin is gay, and matt looks like someone who would try anything once, or twice, or three times….ehh. But only for the right lover. Justin and Matt were once roommates you know…ha!! ;)
    But Justin’s got a man crush on chrissy allen! and he knows it. He thinks of any excuse to touch him! lol

  53. Emme Says:

    June 4th, 2009

    omg I also forgot about his blog about wishing he was a woman or something. and his sports signs on his myspace used to have glitter on them, then he changed them!
    ok I’m done, for reals.

  54. Holly Says:

    June 5th, 2009

    BACK OFF, BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  55. John Says:

    June 5th, 2009

    “Holly” is really Justin in disguise. Or someone with no sense of humour. This is hilarious.

  56. John Says:

    June 5th, 2009

    all the women/men who posted here are brilliant, this was really entertaining.

  57. Melissa Says:

    June 10th, 2009

    well justin, when you come out of the closet, just be sure to get yourself on a Rolling Stone cover. It could do wonders for the band. seriously.

    ;-)

  58. Sondra Says:

    June 11th, 2009

    haha, that’s too funny! I agree with melissa :)

  59. Sondra Says:

    June 11th, 2009

    omg seriously, a gay southerner! from the bible belt in the south. You should come out now, think of how much it will make you stand out. It’s like a gay country singer! unheard of! it will make yall unique.

  60. amberlee Says:

    August 3rd, 2009

    you guys forgot to mention the wallpaper background on their twitter, its a pic of chris allen on top of justin. just sayin’…

  61. anna Says:

    August 4th, 2009

    yeah I notice how they make excuses to ‘wrestle’ haha.. when in fact they imagine humping each other. look at chris allen’s expression.. eyes closed in a daydream on top of his boyfriend. haha this is fun :-)

  62. anna Says:

    August 4th, 2009

    justin liked it so much he put it on his twitter to look at everyday hoping it would not raise suspicion. haha ;)

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