If you haven’t heard…
Matt broke his hand, so we had to shoot him.

We just didn’t feel he could live a happy life after this, and he would just be a drain on society, so we were left with no choice. We even tried surgery, but it just wasn’t working…or worth it.

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Aw sad day, I guess Michael will just have to take Matt’s place permanantly.
Matt, buddy, we will miss you dearly. Rest in peace little buddy.